March-Dunce of the Month

Wow, lotta contestants but one always rises to the top.Dunce

In this case it’s the dumbass who got caught burglarizing a residence in New Orleans.  He’s apprehended by the constabulary and brought before a judge who sets bond.

Next stop…the bondsman who guarantees this dodo’s next court appearance…for a fee, of course.

Our errant burglar is free to roam the streets again.  This time with the caveat that he wear a GPS monitor, just in case he decided not to attend his next court hearing.

A home in Slidell, just outside of New Orleans is burglarized.  The bondsman notices the crib that’s burglarized appears on this guy’s GPS.slidell-burglar-jps-449f0b0951538bfa

The bondsman calls the cops and they make the pinch.  Our felon is back in the slammer.  He won’t be committing any burglaries for a while.

One must ask, who’d be stupid enough to commit a crime whilst wearing a GPS…why, our March Dunce of the Month Club recipient, that’s who.


About Ken Dye

Having grown up in Missouri, Ken Dye graduated from Northeastern Missouri State University (now Truman State University) and served his country. When he returned to St. Louis, he joined the St. Louis County Police Department and served in the tactical operations unit, as an undercover narcotics and homicide detective, and with the intelligence bureaus. After 13 years, he moved to Chicago to work with the Illinois Criminal Justice Authority. He is the author of three books: two crime novels, Shadow of the Arch and Beyond the Shadow of the Arch and his new release Michael Brown, Jr. didn’t have to die, a non-fiction narrative. For more information about the author, visit
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