In this case it’s the dumbass who got caught burglarizing a residence in New Orleans. He’s apprehended by the constabulary and brought before a judge who sets bond.
Next stop…the bondsman who guarantees this dodo’s next court appearance…for a fee, of course.
Our errant burglar is free to roam the streets again. This time with the caveat that he wear a GPS monitor, just in case he decided not to attend his next court hearing.
The bondsman calls the cops and they make the pinch. Our felon is back in the slammer. He won’t be committing any burglaries for a while.
One must ask, who’d be stupid enough to commit a crime whilst wearing a GPS…why, our March Dunce of the Month Club recipient, that’s who.
STAY SAFE, BUCKLE UP AND WEAR YOUR VEST!!