March-Dunce of the Month-Honorable Mention

I’ve just been handed a bulletin from our news room.  After hearing that the prestigious Dunce of the Month Club was not awarded to him our runner-up decided to do something stupid, really stupid.   All criminals know it must be stupid/dumb to make it to the Dunce of the Month.

The suspected burglar

This month’s runner-up was in the process of burglarizing a school in Tucson.  The kids were out on spring break and a locksmith saw him attempting to enter a secured room.  Seeing the locksmith, the errant soul took off.

In the process of making his escape he jumped the spiked fence that surrounds the school.

Being a “thug-in-training” his pants were halfway down his sorry ass.  That’s right, in the attempt to escape and evade our super-dud caught his pants on the spiked fence and he was left dangling upside down.

Dangling, for all the world to see.  His “thug” tatts, his nasty underwear and most assuredly his situation which will go down in thugdom as being the March-Dunce of the Month- Runner-up.  Damn, lotta contestants this month.





About Ken Dye

Having grown up in Missouri, Ken Dye graduated from Northeastern Missouri State University (now Truman State University) and served his country. When he returned to St. Louis, he joined the St. Louis County Police Department and served in the tactical operations unit, as an undercover narcotics and homicide detective, and with the intelligence bureaus. After 13 years, he moved to Chicago to work with the Illinois Criminal Justice Authority. He is the author of three books: two crime novels, Shadow of the Arch and Beyond the Shadow of the Arch and his new release Michael Brown, Jr. didn’t have to die, a non-fiction narrative. For more information about the author, visit
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