BE LIKIN’ THOSE LISTS-PART 3

fire-sceneTHANKS FOR ALL THE GREAT FEEDBACK.  LOOKS LIKE EVERYBODY LIKES THE LISTS OF THING COPS WANT YOU TO KNOW…HERE’S A FEW MORE.

  1.  IF YOU THINK YOU CAN FAN ALL THE POT SMOKE OUT OF THE CAR BEFORE WE GET THERE AND CAN’T SMELL IT…GOOD LUCK.
  2. IF YOU HIT YOUR SPOUSE IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS YOUR KIDS WILL HIT THERE SPOUSE IN FRONT OF THEIR KIDS.
  3. PEOPLE LOVE FIREFIGHTERS.
  4. IF YOU ROB A GAS STATION AND GET ONLY $20.00 I GET TO SEE A K-9 USE YOUR ARM FOR A CHEW TOY…FOR ALL A COP CARES, YOU CAN KEEP THE TWENTY BUCKS.
  5. SOME COPS ARE JUST JERKS, BUT TAKE HEART, OTHER COPS DON’T LIKE THEM EITHER.
  6. HERE’S HOW TO GET OUT OF A TICKET,,,DON’T BREAK THE LAW IN THE FIRST PLACE.
  7. AND FINALLY…EVERY TIME YOU HEAR ON THE NEWS ABOUT PEOPLE RUNNING AWAY FROM A CRAZED GUNMAN AND SHOTS BEING FIRED THROUGHOUT THE AREA…SOMEONE’S SON OR DAUGHTER IS RUNNING TOWARD THAT GOOF.

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE LAST SEVERAL POSTS..I ENJOYED WRITING THEM.  GOT SOMETHING YOU’D LIKE TO DISCUSS?? JUST LET ME KNOW, WE CAN KNOCK IT AROUND A BIT.

TAKE CARE AND STAY SAFE!!

About Ken Dye

Having grown up in Missouri, Ken Dye graduated from Northeastern Missouri State University (now Truman State University) and served his country. When he returned to St. Louis, he joined the St. Louis County Police Department and served in the tactical operations unit, as an undercover narcotics and homicide detective, and with the intelligence bureaus. After 13 years, he moved to Chicago to work with the Illinois Criminal Justice Authority. He is the author of three books: two crime novels, Shadow of the Arch and Beyond the Shadow of the Arch and his new release Michael Brown, Jr. didn’t have to die, a non-fiction narrative. For more information about the author, visit www.KenJDye.com.
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